Dick's Last Resort - Dallas

American (Traditional)

Appetizers​ - Sample Platta

Only 19.99 (Serves 4-6)

Chicky Tenders

$0.00

Fryd Pickle Chips

$0.00

Buffalo Wings

$0.00

Cheez Sticks

$0.00

Appetizers​ - Finger Foods

Wicked Calamari

Fryd calamari with sliced jalapenos. Think you can handle it
$7.99

Gator Bites

Dat der be deep fryd alligator baby! Served with chipotle ranch fer dipping, oh go ahead and tryem ya sissy
$6.99

Crabby Balls

10 Big balls of real crab meat fryd till golden brown served with fry s and smoky chipotle dippin sauce
$7.99

Froggy Legz

Kermit sez,'taste just like fryd chicken'
$8.99

Fryd Pickle Chips

Like you wish yer mama madeem. Let's face it. Everything's better fryd
$5.99

Macho Nachos

A ginormous heap loaded with tequila queso, chili jalapenos, sour cream and much much mo'
$8.99

Drunken Shrimp Cocktail

A bucket o' tender ez peel-n-eat shrimpies, simmered in beer and seasonings and served chilled
$0.00

Motha Cluckin' Good

slathered up in buffalo or bubba's BBQ sauce
$0.00

Chinky Wings

$0.00

Love Me Tenders

our chicky tenders are stripped, whipped and hand dipped...they like it! fryd yer way, regular, BBQ or buffalo
$7.99

Tequila Queso Con Carne Mucho Supremo

It's cheez and chili dip el stupido
$6.99

Cheez Sticks

Ooey, gooey fried goodness..mmmmmmm-ain't nothin wrong with that
$6.99

Desserts​

Chocolate Thunder

Come​ on! You got room left! A light mountain of chocolate moose goodness. Try it. You know you wanna
$4.99

Mile-High Peanut Butta Pie

Three full layers that are smooth, sweet and won't stick to the roof of your mouth
$5.99

Not-Yer-Mama's Cheesecake

Rich and creamy; the standard in decadence. Yumi
$5.99

Extreme Browne Meltdown

A fudge brownie w/walnuts topped with a whole hersheys bar, hersheys syrup. Heath bar crunch and ice cream. Nuff said
$5.99

Dick's Favorite​

Trash Can Punch

Cruzan​ rum 251 grain alcohol and dekuyper razzmatazz.....it'll get you trashed
$0.00

Killa Rita

Technically, they plead down to manslaughter but that didn't sound as cool patron sliver tequila dekuyper blue Curacao and lime juice
$0.00

Dick's Squeeze My Lemonade

Three olives citrus vodka with fresh squeezed lemons, limes and oranges...pucker up
$0.00

Soco Helluva Hurricane

The big easy fav-o-rite! Made with southern comfort
$0.00

Effen Good Cosmo

Out Effen cosmo made with Effen vodka patron citronge and cranberry juice...it's Effen good
$0.00

Frozen Stiffies​

Frozen Margarita

Sauza gold tequila triple sec and sweet n'sour mix...but you knew that already
$0.00

Blow Your Wada Pina Colada

Bursting with cruzan rum, coconut and tropical fruit juices
$0.00

Flava-Yo-Sickle

A frozen blend of lemonade and your favorite three olives vodka flavor-cherry, grape, citrus, raspberry or pomegranate. Show your o face
$0.00

Mango Peach Freeze

Yummy mango peach puree with cruzan rum and myers dark rum
$0.00

Strawberry Daiquiri

A frozen blend of cruzan and strawberries...not even we could screw this up
$0.00

Drink Yer Dinna​ - Glory Shots

Sex on the Beach

Smirnoff​ vodka dexcyper peach tree schnapps, cranberry and orange juice
$0.00

Red Bull Blasters

Red bull and your choice of sagermeister, three olives-cherry, grape, citrus, raspberry or pomegranate. Also try cruzan, coconut, citrus, mango or raspberry
$0.00

Italian Stallion

Yo Adrian!! a smooth blend of tuaca and pineapple juice
$0.00

Peach Fuzz

Crown royal, dexcyper peach tree schnapps and cranberry juice
$0.00

Borracho Bowl​

38Oz of your favorite drink

Cerveza Rita

$0.00

Trash Can Punch

$0.00

Ka'mana Wana Les-A

$0.00

Any Frozen Stfre

$0.00

Salad Greens 'N Soup​

Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad

If you can't figure this out by the title, put down your fork and carefully pass your knife to the server
$8.99

Salmon Caesar Salad

Grilled or blackened with crispy capers
$11.99

Fried Buffalo Chicky Salad

Tortilla strips bleu cheez, pico-de-gallo and ranch dressing over mixed greens
$8.99

Southwest Steak Salad

6 Oz USDA choice sirloin grilled your way with sauteed mushrooms caramelized onions and roasted corn piled on greens and topped with a smidgen of jalapeno ranch and cilantro mayo. Tossed with bleu cheese
$10.99

Diks Picks​

Smother These Cup

With shrooms and chunks
$1.99

Fish Tacos

A special treat from our amigos south of the border seasoned and grilled with spicy cabbage, pico de gallo and dicks smoky salsa comes with rice
$6.99

The Dolly

A voluptuous grilled chicky breast served with rice and veggies
$7.99

Chicken Fried Steak

A Texas tradition, kill it. beat it and fry your like chicken. served with holla peno cream gravy, smashed taters and veggie
$7.99

Sirloin Steak

6 Oz USDA choice grilled your way served with smashed taters and veggies
$10.99

Crabby Cakes

2 Beauties full-o-crab served with rice, veggies and creamy tartar sauce
$8.99

'Chop Chop' Steak

10 Oz USDA ground beef grilled your way. Smothered with sauteed mushrooms and onions served with smashed taters
$8.99

Fire Cracker Salmon

Asian-style​ marinated salmon drizzled with a wasabi cream sauce served with rice and veggies
$12.99

Chicken Fried Chicken

Fried chicky breast smothered in jalapeno gravy served with smashed taters and veggies
$7.99

Bourbon Glazed Salmon

There's nothing sim beam can't make better! Including fresh salmon that's glazed and grilled just right. Served with smashed taters and veggies
$12.99

Love Me Tenders

good ol' chicky tenders fried regular or tossed with golden buffalo or BBQ sauce served with fries
$7.99

Sirloin Steak and Shrimpies

6​ Oz USDA choice and jumbo fried shrimpies served with slaw and fries
$13.99

Ride'n Cowboy Rib Eye

A 12 oz big un, grilled your way with smashed taters and veggies
$16.99

Big-Ass 1/2 Pound Burgers​

Bacon Cheddar

Ya see there's bacon, then there's cheddar. I just wasted the typing that
$6.99

Shrooms N'swiss

You don't recally need me to spell this out do your
$6.99

Black N'bleu Burger

Blackened and topped with spicy bleu cheese
$7.99

Dick's Dallas Cheezy Burger

All the fixins plus yer choice of American, swiss, cheddar or pepper jack
$6.99

Bucket 'O Grub​

All buckets come with the 2 major food groups: meat and frys

Goldy Fry'd Catfish

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom dwelling scum sucking scavenger and the other is a tasty fish
$8.99

bubba dick's BBQ pork ribs

$0.00

Rib N'wing Combo

Ribs and buffalo chicky wings
$23.99

Fry'd Shrimpies

Fry'd goldy brown
$8.99

Sammiches 'N Frys​

Dick's Big Pig

pulled pork topped with carolina BBQ sauce and slaw
$6.99

Wrap It Up

A​ tomato-basil tortilla stuffed with grilled chicky, black beans, rice, pico and pepper jack
$7.99

Philly Cheez Steak

A classic with caramelized onions, green peppers and real philly cheese sauce cheezsteaks and the liberty bell. That's what philly does
$7.99

Buffalo Ranch Chicky Sammich

Fry'd chicky breast with buffalo sauce and topped with ranch dressing
$7.99

Big Clucking Sandwich

Yer choice of a grilled, fry'd or blackened chicky breast and you pick the cheez
$7.99

Buckets O' Grub​

bubba dick's BBQ pork ribs

$0.00

Fried Catfish

W/tartar sauce fer dipping
$14.99

Fried Shrimps

Fryd golden brown
$15.99

Half Baked Chicky

honey glazed or BBQ
$13.99

Ribs and Wings

Ribs and buffalo chicky wings
$16.99

Ribs and Chicky

Ribs and half baked chicky
$16.99

Salads​

Southwest Chicken Salad

$12.99

Sub Steak

Chicky breast or USDA choice sirloin, sauteed mushroom and onions, bleu cheese with jalapeno ranch and a smidgen of cilantro mayo
$14.99

Chicken Caesar Salad

$11.99

Salmon Caesar Salad

$15.99

Calorie Alley​

Cheesecake

$5.99

Mile High Peanut Butter Pie

$5.99

Extreme Brownie Meltdown Chocolate Thunder

$5.99

Dick's Picks​

Steak and Shrimpies

6 Oz USDA choice sirloin and jumbo fried shrimpies
$16.99

Ride Them Cowboy Ribeye

12 Oz USDA choice
$19.99

Bourbon Glazed Salmon

There's nothing jack danels can't make better including salmon
$16.99

Fire Cracker's Salmon

Asian style marinated salmon with wasabi cream sauce
$16.99

The Dolly

A heaving par of grilled chicky breasts
$14.99

Chicky Fried Chicky

Fried​ perfection
$15.99

Chicken Fried Steak

$16.99

Crabby Cakes

2 Beauties full-o-crab
$15.99

Luv Me Tenders

good ol' chicky! fried regular or tossed w/buffalo or BBQ sauce
$12.99

Add Ons​

Up to 2 of the following can be added to any entree

Side Greens or Caesar Salad

$2.99

1/3 Slab Pork Ribs

$3.99

1 Catfish Fillet

$3.99

1 Chicky Breast

$3.99

1 Crabby Cake

$3.99

3 Fried Shrimp

$3.99

Birthday

If yer birthday ain't happy you don't know dick! 19.99 Per person

Feed Yer Face!​

Yer choice of

The Dolly (2 Big Chicky Breasts)

$0.00

Chicky Tenders

$0.00

half slab o' BBQ pork ribs

$0.00

Fry'd Shrimpies

$0.00

Chicky Caesar Salad

$0.00

The Guest if Honor Gits!​

Personalized Crappy Birthday Hat

$0.00

Frozen Drink W/ Keeper Hurricane Glass

Non -alcoholic for minors
$0.00

Bumper Sticker

$0.00

T- Shirt

$0.00

Dick Sez​

"Those that have more birthdays live longer than those who don't. "

Dick's Real Deal!​

All burgers + sammiches come with Dick's famous frys. Your choice of one of the following:

Basic Burger

1/2 Lb patty cooked the way you want it with lettuce, mater, red onion, + pickles
$0.00

Cheezy Burger

The basic only better with cheddar, Swiss or American cheez
$0.00

Dick's Big Pig

Carolina style pulled pork + slaw sammich with Dick's bodacious BBQ sauce
$0.00

Chicky Caesar Salad

The standard topped with grilled chicky breast
$0.00

Chicky Sammich

Dick's chicky breast grilled and topped with Swiss cheez
$0.00

Dick's Real Deal!​ - Dick's Big Deal!

Your choice of one of the following

Fry'd Shrimpies

Hand-breaded-breaded and fryd goldy brown served with frys
$0.00

Southwest Steak Salad

6 Oz. USDA choice sirloin grilled yer way, sauteed mushrooms, caramelized onions + roasted corn piled on greenz + topped with a smidgen of jalapeno ranch + cilantro mayo. Tossed with bleu cheez.
$0.00

Bubba Dock's Ribs

1/2 Rack o' tender and juicy pork ribs in bodacious BBQ sauce served with fry's
$0.00

Fry'd Fish

Hand-breaded + fry'd goldy brown served with fry's
$0.00

The Dolly

A grilled boneless breast o' chicky served with rice + veggies
$0.00

Dick's Homemade Cheez Cake or Nana Pudding

$0.00

Soft Drinks

$0.00

Coffee

$0.00

Tea Included

$0.00

Booze Ain't

$0.00

Show Off a Little!​

Your choice of one of the following

Bubba Dick's Ribs

1/2 Rack o' tender + juicy pork ribs in bodacious BBQ sauce served with fry's and slaw
$0.00

Fry'd Fish

Hand-breaded​ + fry'd golden brown served with fry's + slaw
$0.00

Honey -Glazed or BBQ Roasted Chicky

Half a bird, oven roasted'til plump and juicy served with frys + slaw
$0.00

Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad

tender grilled chicky piled on top of the classic Caesar
$0.00

Love Me Tenders

Fry'd or buffalo chicky tenders served with frys + slaw
$0.00

Show Off a Lotta!​

12 Oz Ribeye

A​ big, juicy steak served with loaded smashed taters + veggies
$0.00

Fry'd Shrimpies

Hand- breaded + fry'd golden brown served with frys + slaw
$0.00

Bubba Dick's Ribs

Full rack o' tender + juicy pork ribs in bodacious BBQ sauce served with frys + slaw
$0.00

Rib N' Chicky Combo

1/2 Rack o' tender and juicy pork ribs + 1/2 BBQ chicky served with frys + slaw
$0.00

The Dolly

2 Grilled boneless breastes o' chicky served with rice + veggies
$0.00

Dick's Homemade Cheez Cake or Nana Pudding

$0.00

Soft Drinks

$0.00

Coffee

$0.00

Tea Included

$0.00

Booze Aint

$0.00

Dicks Fat Finger Food!​

Bubba Dick's Ribs

$0.00

Drunken Shrimp Bowl

$0.00

Craby Balls W/ Chipotle Sauce Per Dippin

$0.00

Mumbo Jumbo Chicky Wings

W/ bleu cheez or ranch per dippin
$0.00

Chicky Tenders

W/ honey mustard per dippin
$0.00

Chips 'N Queso

$0.00

Fruit 'N Cheez

$0.00

Rabbit Plata

Veggies and dippin sauce
$0.00

Bottoms Up!!​

Domestic Draught and Whine

$15.99

All Draught Beer and Whine

$17.99

Well Drinks, All Draught Beer, Domestic 12 Oz Bottles and Whine

$26.99

Sky's the Limit, Bub!

$28.99

Show Off a Little​

Your choice of one of the following

Bubba Dick's Ribs

1/2 Rack o' tender + juicy pork ribs in bodacious BBQ sauce served with frys and slaw
$0.00

Fry'd Fish

Hand- breade + fryd golden brown served with frys + slaw
$0.00

Honey- Glazed or BBQ Roasted Chicky

Half a bird, oven roasted'til pump and juicy served with frys + slaw
$0.00

Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad

Tender grilled chicky piled on top of the classic Caesar
$0.00

Love Me Tenders

Fry'd or buffalo chicky tenders served with frys + slaw
$0.00

Show Off a Lotta!​

Your choice of one of the following Includes choice o' greenz salad or Caesar salad

12 Oz Ribeye

A big, juicy steak served with loaded smashed taters + veggies
$0.00

Fry'd Shrimpies

Hand-breaded + fryd golden brown served with frys + slaw
$0.00

Bubba Dick's Ribs

Full rack o' tender + juicy pork ribs in bodalicious BBQ sauce served with frys + slaw
$0.00

Rib N' Chicky Combo

1/3 Rack o' tender and juicy pork ribs + 1/2 BBQ chicky served with price + veggies
$0.00

Dick's Homemade Cheez Cake or Nana Pudding

$0.00

Soft Drinks

$0.00

Coffee

$0.00

Tea Inclyded

$0.00

Booze Aint

$0.00

Dicks Fat Finger Food!​

Bubba Dick's Ribs

$0.00

Drunken Shrimp Bowl

$0.00

Craby Balls W/ Chipotle Sauce Per Dippin

$0.00

Mumbo Jumbo Chicky Wings

W/ bleu cheez or ranch per dippin
$0.00

Chicky Tenders

W/ honey mustard per dippin
$0.00

Chips 'N Queso

$0.00

Fruit 'N Cheez

$0.00

Rabbit Plata

Veggies​ and dippin sauce
$0.00

Bottoms Up!!​

Domestic Draught and Whine

$15.99

All Draught Beer and Whine

$17.99

Well Drinks, All Draught Beer, Domestic 12 Oz Bottles and Whine

$26.99

Sky's the Limit, Bub!

$28.99

Students Packages​

Dick 's is kinda like detention... no class! All meals (excluding salad) Come with frys and coleslaw Your chooce of one of the following

1/2 Slab O' Pork Ribs

$0.00

Chicky Tenders

$0.00

The Dolly

$0.00

Chicky Caesar Salad

$0.00

Fry'd Shrimpies

$0.00

Dick's Specoal Dessert​

Soft Drinks

$0.00

Coffee

$0.00

Tea Included

$0.00

Dicks Fat Finger Food!​

Bubba Dick's Ribs

$0.00

Drunken Shrimp Bowl

$0.00

Craby Balls W/ Chipotle Sauce Per Dippin

$0.00

Mumbo Jumbo Chicky Wings

W/ bleu cheez or ranch per dippin
$0.00

Chicky Tenders

W/ honey mustard per dippin
$0.00

Chips 'N Queso

$0.00

Fruit 'N Cheez

$0.00

Rabbit Plata

Veggies and dippin sauce
$0.00

Bottoms Up!!​

Domestic Draught and Whine

$15.99

All Draught Beer and Whine

$17.99

Well Drinks, All Draught Beer, Domestic 12 Oz Bottles and Whine

$26.99

Sky's the Limit, Bub!

$28.99